If you’ve been paying attention to politics lately, you know that it’s generally expected that Patrick Fitzgerald is going to be handing down indictments any minute now. A couple of days ago, I saw this Indictment Bingo card over at Wonkette, and I said, hey, that’s a single image — it’d be better if it was random.
And so, today, for your amusement: Fitzmas Bingo Cards. Enjoy, and tell your friends!


Here’s a link for the origin of the “ham sandwich” remakr:
http://www.barrypopik.com/article/84/indict-a-ham-sandwich
I think the sandwich is going to be an unindicted co-conspirator.
Neat Idea ! ! !
I couldn’t seem to find Mr. ‘Scooter’ Lewis’ name.
Chief, I think that you’re referring to Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby, right?
He’s on there, at least sometimes (as Scooter Libby). A bingo card has 24 open spaces, and there are over 50 possible people. Each card is generated randomly, so you may have to refresh the card a few times to get one with him.
entirely excellent!
And what grown man lets people call him Scooter (well, family excluded)? Well, lets the general public call him Scooter outside of a Boy Scout camp?
Songbook: that’s an excellent question. Along the same lines, would you willingly work for someone who called you “Turd Blossom”?
Nope, me neither.