Who says it’s too late to get in the Presidential race? Hard on the heels of Frederick of Hollywood, perennial candidate and insanely right-wing wacko Alan Keyes announces for President for the GOP nomination. The nice thing about Keyes is that he’s a very good speaker, so people will listen to him. But then they’ll realize that what he’s saying is just plain batshit crazy. He’s farther to the right than any other GOP candidate, and that’s really saying something. As far as I’m concerned, anything that drags the Republicans further to the right is a great thing, because it will damage their brand even more in the general election. Go, Keyes!