I'm thumping my chest in anguish

One thing that bugs me about Hillary Clinton is that she never renounced her vote to authorize the Iraq war. That's bad, because who needs another president who can't admit to a mistake? That hasn't worked out so well for the past six years.

But now, Hillary's really done it. After a fun and humorous online contest, she's finally picked her campaign song. And it's by...Celine Dion. Shudder. Now Hillary has two things to apologize for. And hey, Hillary: couldn't you find an American singer?

Update: OK, this is funny. She's no actress, but she does have a sense of humor. Check it out, and I promise, there's no Celine in it.